There should be a separate pharmacy for people with out children.
Similar to people who choose to have animals, I am happy for those of you who have children. They deserve love. They deserve food, And they deserve not to die accidentally. It is good that your medicine is a pain in the ass to open. Your children are safe. That is important.
I on the other hand don't have any little people in my home. Why should I have to water board my pill bottles to get the mother f*** open? Pharmacies should have two types of bottles, one for those who procreate and one for those who do not.
Lets not be crazy, of course I will sign a waiver releasing the pharmacy from damages. After all if you bring your kid to my apartment you have already taken a risk.
This is clearly just one more way that the government is trampling on my non-procreating rights. I hope this post doesn't get my IRS records flagged.
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